Okay so yesterday morning I dug out my dusty Taurus notebook – y’know that fancy leather one I bought last Jupiter retrograde? Had this itch to test-drive those May 2025 horoscope tips buzzing online. Wore my rattiest pajamas, chugged cold coffee straight from yesterday’s pot, and dumped every “lucky crystal” I own on the kitchen counter. Looked like a rainbow puked on my microwave. https://taurusdates.cc/